Well Fuck 

It’s when you conpletely fuck up.

Rob: Did you ask for head?
John: Well fuck.

Well Fuck by 🅱️Amn October 17, 2018

well fuck it then 

A term you would use if you had just given someone a good idea on something but they reject your idea.

Chad: "Hey let's go eat and then see a movie!"
Joyce: "No, I've gotta go grocery shopping."
Chad: "Well fuck it then!"

well fuck it then by the true definition April 10, 2015

Well Fuck My Ass 

Usually a term for exasperation, interchangeable for Fuck me in the ass, I hate my life, or fuck everything.

Guy on headset: "I'm about to get 40 to 1 kills!"
*Guy gets shot*
Guy on headset: "Well fuck my ass!"

Well Fuck My Ass by WellFuckMyAss May 21, 2017

well fuck me running 

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

She has a twin? Well fuck me running

well fuck me running by UsualSuspect January 12, 2003

well fuck you and the horse you rode in on 

an insult directed at a person who brings a "high horse" attitude to her/his dealings with others

"well fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

most often pronouns are used when the subject is not actually present

"well fuck her and the horse she rode in on!"

well fuck you and the horse you rode in on by r titus September 29, 2006

Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus 

(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.

Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!

Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus by TheHungryTubist June 15, 2015

Well fuck me running sideways 

When u find out something new, or some useless bullshit facts, but yet it seems kinda cool and shocks u, southern , redneck, Mississippi kind of fucked up facts, all u can say is "well fuck me running sideways" even tho I don't think u can actually do that, yet?!?!

My 1st word in the urban dictionary was revaginalzation, yeah, I am strange, I put the fun in disfunctional, but after u read some of my words, u will b scratching your head and saying "well fuck me running sideways", challenge accepted!!!

Well fuck me running sideways by Noresun2noAmy2 March 30, 2022