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Weiner Wedgie

When the the front of underwear consticts the movement of a mans package. Usually involving the back side of the underwear having an annoying excess amount.
Guy 1: Dude stop grabbing your crotch

Guy 2: Dude ive got such a Weiner Wedgie its not even funny

Guy 1: That sucks man
by Bsmack44 March 24, 2010
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Wiener Wedgie

a wedgie formed in the front, by having your boxers to small. These ride up into your balls and cause your dick to fall out, forming a wiener wedgie.
"Dude, I've had a wiener wedgie all day." "Wow... you're fucked up"
by thepinksock May 28, 2009
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Sand Wedge Wiener

When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.
Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”

Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”
by Bananawiener March 29, 2019
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