Wegner's

When an out of touch rich, TV "doctor" and "Republican" can't even remember the name of a grocery store he is walking inside and refers to it as WEGNER'S

Unemployed Trump supporter- Bruh, I'm hungry. Let's get some veggies at Wegner's
Me- Dude, it's called WEGMAN'S and get a job for once. Stop relying on MAGA Welfare checks

Wegner's by Trump-Epstein_list_missing August 19, 2022

Weiner's window 

Dramatic use of faux symbolism in which a show writer drops so many "symbols" that turn out to be red herrings that the characters themselves show disgust. The phrase itself references Season 5 of the popular American TV show "Mad Men" in which window symbolism was heavily employed throughout the season, ultimately culminating with a nude Roger Sterling literally mooning the audience in front of a large Manhattan apartment window.

Whereas Chekhov's gun dictates that objects, actors and actions should be used cleverly and for a reason, Weiner's window dictates that none of that matters. What does matter is the show writer's smugness and lack of empathy for the show's loyal fanbase.

An important distinctionbbetween Bay's helicopter and Weiner's window is that a work employing the former technique will actually be entertaining while the latter will not.

TV Critic 1: "Did you notice that color of Don Draper's vase is bright orange? It could symbolize 60s changing morality, the Beatles arriving at Shea Stadium, or sex."

TV Critic 2: "Or it could just be another fucking Weiner's window. I hate this fucking show. Let's watch Breaking Bad."

Weiner's window by djwellies November 9, 2012

Wagner's Folly

Cutting one's thumb tip off in order to regenerate a stronger thumb capable of Billy Mays level product recommendations.

1) Ever since Wagner's Folly, that guy sure does make me want to buy a tub of Oxi-Clean just by giving a thumbs up.
2) There was no mistaking the decision in the Coliseum yesterday. While previous Caesar's life or death decisions have been ambiguous, ever since Wagner's Folly, the choice between life or death has been obvious.

Wagner's Folly by Hollywood Hulk Hogan January 2, 2014

Anthony Weiner's Weiner 

Sent via Twitter to a college girl. Weiner couldn't say with certitude if it was his own weiner, but after a week or so admitted to sending the picture. Weiner is currently a Democratic Congressman, and the recipient of much envy due to his size below the belt.

Have you seen Anthony Weiner's weiner in that picture? I'm kinda jealous.

Anthony Weiner's Weiner by Devin Conway December 4, 2011

Weiner's Circle

Hot dog joint in Chicago known for the mutual double homicide combat between patrons and employees. I had gone there in 2012 and held my own with with the barbs as Poochie didn't cuss that day -- the CBS show The Great Indoors had a character brought in there unknowingly aware of the mutual woof ticket profanity thrown at each other as Poochie herself appeared on the episode (that would got past the censors if they had the real Poochie.)

If you're from Utah you might have your virgin ears reamed. What ever you do, for the love of God don't fucking ask for a Chocolate Shake and don't put ketchup on a hot dog in eye shot. If you don't believe me about the attitude; look up their twitter as they have the staff giving the bird.

Rockaway, New Jersey tourist in Chicago, "Where is somewhere around here to eat?"
Local -- if you can handle the mutual double homicide combat there's a hot dog joint called Weiner's Circle
Rockaway Tourist, "Okay I will check it out."
Walking in and orders a hot dog, then someone in the line orders a chocolate shake.

The tourist wishing she had some brain bleach as she heard them insult her with reference to a Nuclear Power Plant reference.

Weiner's Circle by illinoishorrorman January 21, 2018

baboon's wagner

when you prematurely ejaculate onto a girls face before having any sexual contact whatsoever with her. occasionally she is still wearing clothes when this happens.

Matt: Dude i was right about to give it to my girl, Noelle, and then I baboon's wagnered all over her face.

baboon's wagner by Matt Lowee January 15, 2010

Where's Waldo Weiner 

A weiner so small that children look for it in books.

"Damn, that guy will never get laid with that where's waldo weiner."

Where's Waldo Weiner by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 29, 2015