separation of church and state junk

When an airhead/paid escort gets elected to government without ever reading the Constitution.

Lauren Boebert: THIS IS AMERICA! WE ARE A CHRISTIAN NATION!
The Constitution: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Lauren Boebert: "I'm so tired of this separation of church and state junk!"

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing June 29, 2022

tariffs are a tax cut

When you lie for a living on TV, no not Trump, but Press Secretary and brainwash your MAGA cult into thinking paying 25% more in tariffs means lower prices.

A tariff is a tax, YOU pay the tariff. China does not pay it.

Press Secretary - tariffs are a tax cut
Fox News reporter - "Have you ever paid a tariffs? It is not a tax cut, it is a tax. WE PAY IT"
Press Secretary - *gets triggered* YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK HERE!

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing March 13, 2025

Buford and Bernardo

The name that Tom Anderson says when he confuses the names of Beavis and Butt-Head
Much like Buffcoat and Beaver

Butt-Head: Those 2 kids went that way, UGH HUH HUH
Tom: I'm guessing it was Buford and Bernardo , those two are always up to no good
Beavis- Oh yeah, HEH HEH

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing September 01, 2022

Wegner's

When an out of touch rich, TV "doctor" and "Republican" can't even remember the name of a grocery store he is walking inside and refers to it as WEGNER'S

Unemployed Trump supporter- Bruh, I'm hungry. Let's get some veggies at Wegner's
Me- Dude, it's called WEGMAN'S and get a job for once. Stop relying on MAGA Welfare checks

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing August 19, 2022

Inmate No. P01135809

When you vote for a loser that somehow gets into office and then loses re-election because he sucked at handling a pandemic - COVID-19 . Then incites January 6 and wants more votes

Hey guys You seen that Trump mugshot yet?

Inmate No. P01135809 - I won by a landslide!

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing August 24, 2023

I just want to find 11,780 votes

When a failure of a fake president gets caught trying to steal an election after accusing everyone of rigging the election against him.

Trump fan- Democratz are tryna steal diz elecshun!
Logical person- Haven't you heard the leaked audio tape? "‘I just want to find 11,780 votes’" President Trump
Trump fan- boy, datz fake news I tell ya!
Logical person- *Plays audio*
Trump fan- *crickets*

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing January 05, 2021

tampon tim

The way MAGA republicans salute a 24 year retired Army veteran Tim Walz
Support the troops! The biggest republican hoax ever

Democrat- I love Vice President Tim Walz! He is such a great family man and honorable veteran.
MAGA nutcase- tampon tim!? that guy is stolen valor , I don't even think he ever really served in the military! JD Vance is a better pick for VP!
Democrat- 24 years of military service is a lot more than Bone Spurs Trump

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing August 07, 2024