Weewank
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webwank
An impromptu visit to redtube, pornhub or similar whilst browsing the internet to get your rocks off
webwank by jazzitup80 February 27, 2009
Related Words
Weewank • wee wanker • WeeWonk • webwank • Webwanker • weewackiewoohoo • weewak • weewan • Weed Wanker • Wee Winky
Webwanker
A guy who spends all his time playing online games in the dark with his trousers around his ankles, wondering what Lara Croft would look like with no clothes on.
Webwanker by RichTbiscuits December 5, 2003
weewackiewoohoo
weewackiewoohoo by Uncle bigfoot December 12, 2017
Weewonk
Weewonk is a polite euphemism for a penis. It's whimsicality makes penises more acceptable and delightful as they ought to be!
John Dillermand is a Danish cartoon about a man who saves children and flies around town using his lengthy prehensile weewonk!
Weewonk by The Moonbug September 24, 2021
weewan
A small aquatic rodent that finds home in anal cavities searching forr testosterone due to its lack of it. Its mortal enemies are the ayoub and hardy.
weewan by bobby o donaldson July 18, 2004
Weewinky
Weewinky by Team_Sebz! September 1, 2017
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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