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An impromptu visit to redtube, pornhub or similar whilst browsing the internet to get your rocks off
email; check. ebay; check. facebook; check. im bored, what now? oh yeah... i'll have a webwank
webwank by jazzitup80 February 27, 2009
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Webwanker 

A guy who spends all his time playing online games in the dark with his trousers around his ankles, wondering what Lara Croft would look like with no clothes on.
Percy is such a webwanker, ive seen the stains on his keyboard.
Webwanker by RichTbiscuits December 5, 2003

weewackiewoohoo 

Dick and Jane had a fight and there was no weewackiewoohoo that night.
weewackiewoohoo by Uncle bigfoot December 12, 2017
Weewonk is a polite euphemism for a penis. It's whimsicality makes penises more acceptable and delightful as they ought to be!
John Dillermand is a Danish cartoon about a man who saves children and flies around town using his lengthy prehensile weewonk!
Weewonk by The Moonbug September 24, 2021
A small aquatic rodent that finds home in anal cavities searching forr testosterone due to its lack of it. Its mortal enemies are the ayoub and hardy.
David weewan's mothers son
weewan by bobby o donaldson July 18, 2004

Weewinky 

"You're vulnerable during sex, protect your weewinky!"
Weewinky by Team_Sebz! September 1, 2017
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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