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webwank
An impromptu visit to redtube, pornhub or similar whilst browsing the internet to get your rocks off
webwank by jazzitup80 February 27, 2009
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Weewank • wee wanker • WeeWonk • webwank • Webwanker • weewackiewoohoo • weewak • weewan • Weed Wanker • Wee Winky
Webwanker
A guy who spends all his time playing online games in the dark with his trousers around his ankles, wondering what Lara Croft would look like with no clothes on.
Webwanker by RichTbiscuits December 5, 2003
Weewonk
Weewonk is a polite euphemism for a penis. It's whimsicality makes penises more acceptable and delightful as they ought to be!
John Dillermand is a Danish cartoon about a man who saves children and flies around town using his lengthy prehensile weewonk!
Weewonk by The Moonbug September 24, 2021
weewan
A small aquatic rodent that finds home in anal cavities searching forr testosterone due to its lack of it. Its mortal enemies are the ayoub and hardy.
weewan by bobby o donaldson July 18, 2004
Weewinky
Weewinky by Team_Sebz! September 1, 2017
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