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Any of numerous beetles that characteristically have a downward-curving snout and are destructive to nuts, fruits, stems, and roots.
Damn weevils in my apple!
weevil by Dylan January 10, 2005
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A vicious alien species from the Doctor Who spin-off, Torchwood, the Weevils' origins (planet, species, etc.) are unknown. The only knowledge acquired is the fact that they, like a lot of other remnants of various extra-terrestrial life and technology gathered by Torchwood, did not come to this planet on any form of ship or teleporter, but were spilled onto this planet from the dimensional rift running directly through Cardiff, Wales, where the Torchwood-3 facility (helmed by Captain Jack Harkness) is stationed to monitor and contain rift activity. Upon a Weevil's arrival, they generally migrate to the sewage systems and keep out of sight. Unfortunately, Weevils are carnivorous and tend to occassionally wander to the surface to prey on innocent victims. The Torchwood team can track the Weevils and subdue them with a patented Anti-Weevil spray before encarcerating them in the containment cells at the central hub. It was later discovered that, originating from the rift, Weevils are highly sensitive to temperal activity and can be used to detect spikes in rift anomolies that can be dangerous if left unattended.
"Let me guess: six feet tall, teeth like a shark, strength like nothing you've ever seen? What you saw was a creature from another world called a Weevil."
-Captain Jack Harkness
Weevil by razorglove1428 December 4, 2010
she told me she loves my weevil
Weevil by yunnggVirus December 23, 2019

Weevil hunting with Ianto 

engaging in gay sex

Origin - Jack Harkness tells Gwen Cooper in the TV show TORCHWOOD, "Gotta go, Weevil hunting with Ianto." This refers to Ianto Jones, who is Jack's lover.
Yeah, those guys TOTALLY just went Weevil hunting with Ianto.

Weevil Underwood 

The English dub name for Insector Haga. He is the regional champion and uses insect cards. He will do anything to win a duel such as throwing Yugi's Exodia cards into the ocean, putting the Parasite in Joey's (Jounouchi) deck, and not giving that kid a rare card for putting the Parasite in Joey's deck. He has a vexing laugh (both in the English and Japanese)
Weevil Underwood and Rex Raptor are always together.
Weevil Underwood by JoshMiller April 16, 2004

weevil dick

A weevil is any beetle from the Curculionoidea superfamily. They are usually small, less than 6 mm (¼ inch), a dick is a part of the male anotomy, hence a weevil dick is somebody whos penis is the size of a weevil.
you know that lad i just kegged, he had a weevil dick!
weevil dick by lemonhead1989 August 22, 2009

dick weevil

One who consumes cock on a massive and devastating scale. This individual is also characterized by their aggravating and persistent presence, despite continuous efforts to eradicate them.
"dude, why do we have to take your brother to the lake? He's a total dick weevil."
dick weevil by MrBQ June 30, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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