Weens

Weens are wannabe internet trolls. The term is taken from the corruption of the word ''Epic Win''. Weens try to recreate the doings of actual trolls, unable to realize there is much manipulation and planning behind the scenes so trolls get the reactions they want. Most of the results turn out to just mildly annoy our victim and that's it. Most weens are unfunny kids who crave attention
''Don't talk to them, they are weens. They'll grow out of it''
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A really beautiful penis that is large as well.
Bigness, I love your weens. Can I see it again?
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Lots; a large quantity of. Scottish.
There were weens of indie kids at the party last night
by messeh_ November 14, 2009
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children in scotland are sometimes referred to as weens, similar to American english 'wee-uns'
"I fuckin 'ate weens."
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A wannabe troll who is either unfunny, unoriginal, or both. Usually trying to mock an established lolcow (originally Chris Chan, but since expanded to cows in general) and failing miserably, often making themselves a target for trolls in the process.

A corruption of "win", as in "epic win".
Don't call up Chris Chan just to scream "Julaaaaay!!" at him; that's textbook ween behaviour.
by IronicTrollFace April 18, 2018
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A band featuring two main memebers,who go under the stage names Gene Ween and Dean Ween. They tour with a live band, and in my own opinion are a lot better live.
Ween, played a great show last night!
by Big Buns August 17, 2006
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'Twas said to have saith that the liar who decieved lion in its lair was dead after having met an untimely death without shelter of air. 'Tis say that wind trees sway outside homes for rent from homelessness a day away mortgaging pent up repent. 'Twere unfathomable how creation began for men listen only to what they wish to hear, sanctifying seemingly unsacred sacristan, making a castle out of a mole's abode mere. 'Thas been prescribed in folly that infant should ween and thought much literature, few read the tale, when the one track mind cannot decipher line between as aspirations are set on mountains losing sight o'dale. 'Twould've been different to differentially remain same, being met by haughty exiting limo in disdain, taking foolish pride in a shoelace honestly done, seeming though refusing friendship for acrynomous gain.
by Hercolena Oliver June 15, 2010
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