Weener Cousin
Two men who have had sex with the same woman. A pact usually sealed by the locking of the the two men's pinky fingers.
Weener Cousin by JohnDorian9 February 4, 2010
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illegitimate weiner cousin
My wife cheated on me so many times that I have no idea how many illegitimate weiner cousins I have.
illegitimate weiner cousin by timmy10 October 15, 2019
weiner cousin
After Josh slept with everyone of his pledge brothers ex-girlfriends he was not only their BALT but their weiner cousin as well.
weiner cousin by BlondeHairBezz November 18, 2009
weiner cousin
After Josh slept with everyone of his pledge brothers ex-girlfriends he was not only their BALT but their weiner cousin as well.
weiner cousin by BigTallBezz November 18, 2009
Wiener cousin
Elvis: Hey I heard you had sex with brooke?
Devin: Yeah, Why do you ask?
Elvis: I did her too welcome to the family we are now WIENER COUSINS!
Devin: Yeah, Why do you ask?
Elvis: I did her too welcome to the family we are now WIENER COUSINS!
Wiener cousin by humpdydumpty August 13, 2011
wiener cousin
Two or more men who have had sex with different women who have shared at least one partner. A simplified explanation is that a wiener cousin is the wiener brother (wiener buddy) of your wiener brother but is not your own wiener brother. Additionally, the wiener brother of your wiener cousin is also considered your wiener cousin. Though in this instance the designation of proximity is necessary; 2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc.
Seth and Kyle have both slept with Keira and Kyle and Josh have both slept with Kelsey. Therefore Seth and Josh are wiener cousins.
wiener cousin by MREVERYBODYWORLDWIDE March 24, 2010
Wiener Cousins By Association
When A Man Hooks Up With A girl And His Friend Hooks Up With A Different Girl And Those Two Girls Hook Up With Each Other They Them Become Second Weiner Cousins Simply By Association
Wiener Cousins By Association by celphchaos June 30, 2010
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