Weekend fuck 

Verb. To have sex drunk and condomless. Usually involving parties of the "sluttier" nature, weekend fucking typically makes for both the most pleasurable sex and the best stories. Side effects include awkward moments, ruined friendships, abortions, and more weekend fucking.

Weekend fucking etiquette includes the male party making a substantial effort to never talk to the female opposite again, and the female party waiting approximately 7 days before telling the male opposite "I think I am pregnant" regardless of whether pregnancy is actually plausible.

note: weekend fucking does not necessarily have to take place on the weekend.

"Bro, this slut came over last Wednesday night and I totally weekend fucked her."

"So, I think I might have weekend fucked Chris last night, can I borrow 40 dollars?"

Weekend fuck by Dickson Cider July 10, 2012

weekend fucker 

Noun.

A person who ruins weekends. Namely by requiring others to attend meetings, do work, or finish projects over the weekend because of their incompetence, inefficient planning, and/or laziness.

Frequently occurs in college dorms and office settings.

I had to go in on a Saturday because that new guy didn't finish the paperwork on time! Weekend fucker.

Those weekend fuckers waited until Sunday to email me that they would not be finishing their half of the lab report due Monday afternoon.

weekend fucker by King George the Cat February 27, 2012