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weedlexic 

a form of dyslexia that is only brought out under the influence of marijuana(term coined by steve and tristen)
i cant read this shit im too high im not dyslexic im weedlexic
weedlexic by steve and tris September 3, 2009
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Weed sex 

The action of lighting a blunt, sticking it in a girl’s vagina, then proceeding to smoke the said blunt. Bonus points if you burn her.
“Bro, you aight? You look tired.”
“Yeah bro I’m vibing, I just had weed sex.”
Weed sex by Arran. :)) May 9, 2020

Weedsexmas 

When two or more people spend all their money and spend all of their time on the kids for Christmas. The following January second is celebrated as Weedsexmas between the aforementioned people engage in a day or two of marijuana induced debauchery.
This Weedsexmas is going to be off the chain for me and my girl.
Weedsexmas by bobloblaw813 December 28, 2020

weedesexual 

Anyone, or thing, that has sexual intercourse, or performs any sexual acts with a couch.
The seperation in the cushions of his leather sofa reminded Steve of a vagina, and he was so horny that he lubed them up and had sex with them. Steve is now a weedesexual.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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