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weedlexic 

a form of dyslexia that is only brought out under the influence of marijuana(term coined by steve and tristen)
i cant read this shit im too high im not dyslexic im weedlexic
weedlexic by steve and tris September 3, 2009
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Weed sex 

The action of lighting a blunt, sticking it in a girl’s vagina, then proceeding to smoke the said blunt. Bonus points if you burn her.
“Bro, you aight? You look tired.”
“Yeah bro I’m vibing, I just had weed sex.”
Weed sex by Arran. :)) May 9, 2020

Weedsexmas 

When two or more people spend all their money and spend all of their time on the kids for Christmas. The following January second is celebrated as Weedsexmas between the aforementioned people engage in a day or two of marijuana induced debauchery.
This Weedsexmas is going to be off the chain for me and my girl.
Weedsexmas by bobloblaw813 December 28, 2020

weedesexual 

Anyone, or thing, that has sexual intercourse, or performs any sexual acts with a couch.
The seperation in the cushions of his leather sofa reminded Steve of a vagina, and he was so horny that he lubed them up and had sex with them. Steve is now a weedesexual.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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