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wank wee 

The act of urinating as you ejaculate
'Shit son I was with my hoe last night, and I was about to bust a nut and I accidentally Wank Wee'd on her face.'
wank wee by GPJYELLO November 28, 2014
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wee b4 wank 

when you piss before having a wank so that you don't piss yourself
John: "Hey bro wanna have a wank 1v1, you know the rules!" Andrew: "Sure man but wait a sec I need to wee b4 wank."

John: "Oh shit go for it, this isn't a golden shower."
wee b4 wank by bluscouttf2 December 9, 2023

wee wanker 

Common non gender specific Northern Irish parlance for a child or youth who is misbehaving.

Can also be used on the vertically challenged.
Look you wee wanker, if you don't buck up your ideas I will be setting the dogs on you...
wee wanker by Mr John Longcock September 17, 2022
A collection of two or more pairs of wellies/gumboots/knee boots
On a rainy day the boys school cloak room held a weewank of wellies
Weewank by Docksee January 19, 2023
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026