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Wednesday Night 

Sick and tired of your lady love demanding too much bum love?

It's time to suggest that trips along the hershey highway take place exclusively on Wednesday nights!

Remember; up the bum = no babies!
Big Red: 'I want some backdoor action!'
Nitro: 'Again?, how bout we do it next Wednesday instead?'

Big Red: 'Don't fear the rear!'
Nitro: 'Ok, how bout I book it in for every Wednesday night?'

Big Red: 'Disco!'
Wednesday Night by ismickisgood March 17, 2010
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Wednesday Night girl 

A girl who you wouldn't generally hang out with/ try to bang on the weekend but because its Wednesday you will make an exception
Person 1: This is party is full of girls that have a nice rack but only a decent face

Person 2: Yeah, its upsetting to go to a Saturday night party where there are only Wednesday night girls around

wednesday night church 

The absolute worst way to spend your Wednesday night.
John: I'm going to Wednesday night church today, wanna come?

Me: I would, buy I'm too busy doing something fun.

Be Round On Wednesday Night 

Code for Heroin,ie Brown.
An abrieviated code which heroin users use to inform their dealer of their request to purchase 'brown' without anyone else knowing, ie "(I'll) Be Round On Wednesday Night"....
Be Round On Wednesday Night by s66 January 10, 2008

Every Other Wednesday Night 

The act of having sex with a girl and cumming inside her vagina and then letting her drip it all over your face.

kelsey's wednesday night 

Wednesday Nighted 

When you go out any night of the week, drink more than you probably should have, but end up having a great time anyway.
AJ was Wednesday Nighted last night.
Wednesday Nighted by Nova Boy June 24, 2007
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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