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webshots 

A webshot is defined as what you may do to celebrate (i.e. drink some form of alcohol) an occasion with someone while partaking in some form of communication over the internet (webcam, voicechat, IM).

Typically used between friends who can't be at the same place at the same time during an event of interest, but wish to still drink to said occasion.

Note: May also be abused as an excuse to drink alone.
screenname1:Happy birthday man! Cheers! *takes shot*
screenname2:Thanks man, cheers! *takes shot as well*

Person: What are you doing? You really shouldn't be drinking alone
Alcoholic Friend: Don't worry man, I'm... I'm taking webshots with a f-friend of mine
Person: Riiiight.
webshots by David May 23, 2008

webchondriac 

A person who presents to the hospital or other healthcare provider for treatment of their perceived symptoms, based on the illnesses and symptoms they have read about on the internet.
He needs to have his internet disconnected, he is becoming such a webchondriac
webchondriac by Austin's Mom November 14, 2014
When you climb the public stall like spiderman and shoot a deuce in the toilet
After making gains I was finally able to webshot.
Webshot by Utoboss January 2, 2018

webshooter 

A term for your penis in relation to spiderman
Peter Parker’s got a nice webshooter ;)
webshooter by Tytytheguy July 12, 2019

Spiderman webshooter 

A dumbass thing to tell a girl who’s interested in you. Literally the fastest way to fucking repel a girl.
Person 1: Hey whatchu doing?
Person 2: Making a Spiderman webshooter.
Person 1: *Lags for 3 years