Somebody who believes that they should receive exactly the same level of service when buying from E-bay as they would from an exclusive
specialist retailer, but without the price tag. They manifest themselves by constantly
bombarding the poor sod who is selling something with the stupidest and most irellevent
questions their tight arse minds can come up with.
" Is your bathroom fan suitable for MY bathroom or just
bathrooms in general ?"
" How white are your
white goods ?"
"If I wanted it
parachuting into a moving speedboat at midnight, would I incur extra carriage costs ?"
"Do I get discount for being a webshite ?"