A small evil weasel known only to a small cult, the sidneyites, who both worship and fear him in equal measure. Born in Camden, Sidney quickly became king of the weasels until he was stepped on by a
goth and killed. However, due to his amazingness, he became a
god, and instructed the first sidneyite to
skin him and place his hide in a clothes shop. However, due to his insatiable
lust for blood and sexual intercourse, Sidney was relegated from
god to unspeakable
demon of the night and now haunts people in their wildest nightmares. He's Sidney the neck weasel. You wear him like a scarf. He wears your soul like a Justin Hawkins style Jumpsuit. But he doesn't believe in a thing called love. Just violence. Watch out.
"Oh shit, is that Sidney the Neck Weasel I see over there with David Mitchell,
Stalking Max and Kim?"
"yeah look, he just
ate their
feet."
"Oh, shit. Now they're wearing him like a scarf..."
