Weasel Neck 

A Weasel neck is someone who cannot complete a simple task.

Anyone who is a weasel neck will single handily fuck up any given task.

"I want to send John to unload those lorries"
"Don't do that he is a right Weasel neck"

Weasel Neck by Hollandino July 20, 2017

Sidney the Neck Weasel 

A small evil weasel known only to a small cult, the sidneyites, who both worship and fear him in equal measure. Born in Camden, Sidney quickly became king of the weasels until he was stepped on by a goth and killed. However, due to his amazingness, he became a god, and instructed the first sidneyite to skin him and place his hide in a clothes shop. However, due to his insatiable lust for blood and sexual intercourse, Sidney was relegated from god to unspeakable demon of the night and now haunts people in their wildest nightmares. He's Sidney the neck weasel. You wear him like a scarf. He wears your soul like a Justin Hawkins style Jumpsuit. But he doesn't believe in a thing called love. Just violence. Watch out.

"Oh shit, is that Sidney the Neck Weasel I see over there with David Mitchell, Stalking Max and Kim?"

"yeah look, he just ate their feet."

"Oh, shit. Now they're wearing him like a scarf..."

Sidney the Neck Weasel by MaximumDoubleR September 19, 2009

weasle-neck

a girl or person who gives head to anyone that comes their way.

someone mostly a femal who's throat is so loose from so much head she gives

that girl is a weasle-neck to everyone she meets

weasle-neck by m etsitty October 22, 2009

"weaselpecker" collier 

A corrupt third-rate, low-rent, lowlife attorney in a black dress sitting as a "judge" of the Medina County, Ohio Court of Common Pleas. A serial philanderer who, along with his "official" court reporter (with benefits) has been materially altering transcripts of court proceedings since at least 2003. Weaselpecker's "judicial" philosophy is summed up by his declaration that the United States Constitution is "just a scrap of paper, not rules or law."

"Weaselpecker" Collier and his "official" court reporter (with benefits) have gone on a weekend love tryst while his family stays at home to cut the grass.

"weaselpecker" collier by Miguel Sword October 21, 2018