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The war to end all wars 

many think this name is slightly ironic considering the great war is reponsable for most current wars but it is true that this war changed the populair view of war from heroic and noble to violent, traumatic and violent and thus in the long run may end the practice forever

star wars clone wars 

A series of animated mini-episodes in the Star Wars saga that portrayed the events occuring in the gap between episodes two and three, paying special attention to Anakin Skywalker's development into a mature leader and the beginnings of his turn to the dark side.

The series recieved two Emmy awards and its story and presentation were considered to rival those of the three prequal films.
Person 1-"Star Wars Clone Wars was an incredible show."

Person 2-"I agree"

star wars clone wars 

Star Wars The Clone Wars 

An ugly CGI mess that does not fit within the continuity of the movies or the original EU now called Legends.
Star Wars The Clone Wars does not fit in legends.

lego star wars the complete saga 

The Great Coochie Wars 

The greatest war... caused by Master Roshi's favorite thot who, planned to sacrifice herself In order to destroy Roshi's Coochie Empire and overthrow him from being King of the Coochie.

Story told by Roshi DevilArtemis Universe

"There I was back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus I need a melee weapon. Never in my life have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that day to the holy sandal of Mexican Jesus. That day went down in history as The Great Coochie wars"
Cell's Voice
We can finally find out what happened during The Great Coochie Wars.