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Weaping

when ur half tired but half asleep so when u try to sleep u can’t so u go to do something and when u do something ur too tired too
i was weaping last night, i couldn’t sleep but i couldn’t stay awake
by swaggybadb April 12, 2021
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weaping

when you are half awake and half asleep
ugh i just want to do something but every time I get up to do it I almost fall asleep. i think I'm weaping.
by fuck this name bro April 13, 2021
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weaping marlin

A man who is has a very small dick and often is known as the one in the group that gets beat on and forced into things he/she does not want to do and often weaps about there small issues
Friend 1: bro Daemon is part of your friend group?

Friend 2: yeah man he’s the weaping marlin
by Buck white December 2, 2017
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2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?
by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020
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web weaving

Web weaving is a combination of images and stills from film or television, quotes, art pieces, song lyrics, lines of poetry, even film scripts, which have a theme in common. On tiktok these are also known as “sad slideshows”, but most of them originate from tumblr on the early days. Usually the themes or topic on these posts tend to be gut wrenching or extremely sad.
I cried to a web weaving post last night
by gabiloo December 12, 2022
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if i beat it i aint wearing a johnny

Its a term forin people use
person 1: Are you gonna have sex with that girl?
person 2: yea
person 1: Are you wearing a condom
person 2: If i beat it i aint wearing a johnny
by Muffin90210 February 15, 2022
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duck wearing a wonderbra

A duck wearing a wonderbra refers to a very unlikely event.
My going out with you is as likely as a duck wearing a wonderbra.
by Cranberry Bob November 26, 2019
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