Weaping 

when ur half tired but half asleep so when u try to sleep u can’t so u go to do something and when u do something ur too tired too

i was weaping last night, i couldn’t sleep but i couldn’t stay awake

Weaping by swaggybadb April 12, 2021

weaping 

when you are half awake and half asleep

ugh i just want to do something but every time I get up to do it I almost fall asleep. i think I'm weaping.

weaping by fuck this name bro April 13, 2021

weaping marlin 

A man who is has a very small dick and often is known as the one in the group that gets beat on and forced into things he/she does not want to do and often weaps about there small issues

Friend 1: bro Daemon is part of your friend group?

Friend 2: yeah man he’s the weaping marlin

weaping marlin by Buck white December 2, 2017

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat 

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)

Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

web weaving

Web weaving is a combination of images and stills from film or television, quotes, art pieces, song lyrics, lines of poetry, even film scripts, which have a theme in common. On tiktok these are also known as “sad slideshows”, but most of them originate from tumblr on the early days. Usually the themes or topic on these posts tend to be gut wrenching or extremely sad.

I cried to a web weaving post last night

web weaving by gabiloo December 12, 2022

if i beat it i aint wearing a johnny 

Its a term forin people use

person 1: Are you gonna have sex with that girl?
person 2: yea
person 1: Are you wearing a condom
person 2: If i beat it i aint wearing a johnny

if i beat it i aint wearing a johnny by Muffin90210 February 15, 2022

duck wearing a wonderbra 

A duck wearing a wonderbra refers to a very unlikely event.

My going out with you is as likely as a duck wearing a wonderbra.

duck wearing a wonderbra by Cranberry Bob November 26, 2019