Wayne, PA

An upscale town on the Main Line, thirteen miles outside of Philadelphia and part of Radnor Township where a lot of Judy Bloom books take place. Everyone either lives in walking distance of the center of town in old, Victorian homes or in neighborhoods like Harrison Estates and White Gate, where the brand-new, Steve Bentley homes cost $1.5 mil. Most everyone is Catholic and even though no one is actually religious, everyone goes to 5:00 mass just the same. Most kids in Wayne go to private schools like Notre Dame and Malvern, even though Radnor High School is one of the five best public schools in the state.
Men in Wayne are mostly Philadelphia businessmen while their wives are mostly stay-at-home moms who shop at The Flag Lady and the French Lemon.
Younger kids play with their friends in the neighborhood, while the teenagers get dressed-up to do every day things like go to the movies and the King of Prussia mall.
Hot spots in Wayne include the Anthony Wayne theater, the Wooden Iron and Christopher's.
Commonly sighted celebrities include M. Night Shymalen, former Philadelphia sports stars, and all of Philadelphia's news anchors.

Girls from Wayne, PA aren't always hot, but they always have nice stuff.

by Tim Watkins October 21, 2005

John Wayne toilet paper

Rough and tough and doesn't take shit off of anyone

Damn dude, why you walking so funny?

I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.

I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.

by Tongue Roll July 26, 2013

John Wayne toilet paper

John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.

Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.

by Trav March 28, 2005

John Wayne paper

A type of toilet paper that is rough and doesn't serve it's purpose.

John Wayne paper: rough as hell and never took any shit from anyone.

by Brother's quotes July 27, 2016

John Wayne toilet paper

Inexpensive, single-ply, institutional-grade coarse toilet paper; from a joke. This stuff we use is John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it takes no crap off of anyone!

Barry in janitorial services went the passive-aggressive route when he was stiffed on his long-overdue raise. Suddenly, the two-ply Charmin was replaced by John Wayne toilet paper.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005

Papa Wayne

(A.K.A. Papa) He is caring, free-spirited and the wittiest Papa anyone could ever wish for. Papa Wayne is known for his restless sleep and loud snore. But if you need to be rescued, he will never fail you. Papa Wayne loves to use his sarcasm, even if you are feeling blue. Science and arithmetic is what he knows best. Papa Wayne will never pass up an opportunity to lay down on the couch, watch football, and get some rest. All in all, he is a great Papa, Mom + Papa make us hapa.

>Oh no! Our car broke down! We need to be rescued!
>Papa Wayne... Mighty, mighty Papa Wayne... Come and save us Papa Wayne...

by Tkids♥ January 25, 2011

John Wayne Toilet Paper

Toilet paper that doesn't effectively remove fecal material from the body after taking a crap.

Unfortunately all they had in the gas station restroom was John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take shit off of anybody!

by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011