Waunakee, also known as White-a-kee, is a
small farming town near the capital of
Wisconsin, Madison. The population is
literally 99.999999% white, and there is nothing to do there. In order to survive there, you need to be a badass at sports, or be smashed twenty-four/seven.
People from Waunakee: Fuck, Waunakee is the
definition of
faggotry (aside from Deforest that is).
People from anywhere else: Fuck, Wauankee just kicked our asses at everything. I
bet they piss excellence.