Leaving a bar, party, or any event especially those where alcohol is served without informing others in your party in an effort to avoid public scorn, ridicule, or abuse for leaving early.
A quality shuffle must be performed without others noticing until the shuffler is well on his/her way home. Seasoned shufflers have the ability to complete a shuffle, even under serious suspicion that they are doing so. While leaving early is frowned upon, a quality Waupaca Shuffle must be appreciated.
"Last night, I left my spare keys, a decoy wallet, and a full beer on the bar, all in an effort to do the Waupaca Shuffle"
Waupun is a small town in Wisconsin where nothing exciting ever happens. There are a lot of prisons, sculptures, bars, and churches. It's populated by a lot of Dutchies which means that 95% of the people have the last name VandeZande, VandeKolk, VandeStreek, VandeSlunt, VanderWoude, and or VanBuren. It's also filled with a bunch of hicks who like to meet in the parking lot of A&W and drive their truck-trucks up and down Main St. Waupun is also home to the WAHS VolleyballCult, who dominate at State every year.
Waupun is a small town in wisconsin. There is lots of prisons and sculptures. Not to mention the amount of yee-yeeboys who park their jacked up trucks in parking lots and rev their engines. And of course our complimentary truck sluts. If none of that peeks your interest there are plenty of potheads who smoke weed in the bathroom and show up to school with hickeys. Don’t get me started on our football team! Because they fucking suck!
guy 1- you’re from waupun?
guy 2- yes
guy 1- that fucking sucks my guy.