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wattpadian 

An extremely rare breed of person (usually fangirls/boys) obsessed with the website/app Wattpad where people write stories about fictional and nonfictional things. He/she will do almost anything to defend said website and what they love reading (usually fanfiction). You will most likely find at least one of these persons in your neighborhood.
Ex.
Person: Wattpad and its people are so weird and terrible!
Wattpadian: What did you say?
Person: I said Wattpad and Wattpadians are really lame, what are you gonna do about it?
Wattpadian: *punches person in the face* Never offend Wattpad in front of me. EVER.
wattpadian by Puffleluver14950 January 20, 2015
Words you can keep

Wattpadian 

Someone who doesn’t have a life outside of Wattpad
Someone:why do u look so tired ?

Wattpadian: I was up all night reading fanfics on Wattpad

Someone : omgosh u literally don’t have a life outside of Wattpad
Wattpadian by MaxGoof December 24, 2019

wattpadsyn 

a very horny tiktok mutual that likes tartaglius the third.
-Yo do you know wattpadsyn?

-The horny tartaglius the third enjoyer? yeah they're one of my funniest moots on tiktok.
wattpadsyn by NekoChanPvP March 8, 2022

wattpadsyn 

a tiktoker who has immense piss kink for childe
“oh look its wattpadsyn!”
the one who has a pisskink for childe?”
wattpadsyn by nexxyowo March 8, 2022

wattpadsyn 

wattpadsyn is a person on tiktok who's very obsessed with Childe.
"Oh, do you know wattpadsyn? They are Childe's biggest simp!"
wattpadsyn by Annmustdie March 8, 2022

wattpadsyn 

The best mutual in the world, they simp for the hottie childe and they have W opinions.
"wattpadsyn replied to my comment!"
"omg lucky!"
wattpadsyn by yaejebac March 8, 2022

wattpadsyn 

wattpadsyn is a person on tiktok who's very obsessed with Childe.
"Oh, do you know wattpadsyn? They are Childe's biggest simp!"
wattpadsyn by Annmustdie March 8, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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