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wattpadian 

An extremely rare breed of person (usually fangirls/boys) obsessed with the website/app Wattpad where people write stories about fictional and nonfictional things. He/she will do almost anything to defend said website and what they love reading (usually fanfiction). You will most likely find at least one of these persons in your neighborhood.
Ex.
Person: Wattpad and its people are so weird and terrible!
Wattpadian: What did you say?
Person: I said Wattpad and Wattpadians are really lame, what are you gonna do about it?
Wattpadian: *punches person in the face* Never offend Wattpad in front of me. EVER.
wattpadian by Puffleluver14950 January 20, 2015

Wattpadian 

Someone who doesn’t have a life outside of Wattpad
Someone:why do u look so tired ?

Wattpadian: I was up all night reading fanfics on Wattpad

Someone : omgosh u literally don’t have a life outside of Wattpad
Wattpadian by MaxGoof December 24, 2019

Wattpadiness 

wattpadiness (n.):

1. the wacky, funny, messed up, and sometimes very disturbing things that for some reason everybody loves that you can only find on Wattpad, usually directed towards the fanfiction side of Wattpad.
(person 1)"oh, I was on Wattpad earlier and you'll never guess what the comments were saying."
(person 2)"let me guess, people were commenting weird faces again?"
(person 1)"worse, people were making lenny faces for no reason."
(person 2)"eh, it's not that bad, it's just the wattpadiness, y'know."
Wattpadiness by Queer_Pings September 29, 2020

Wattpadding 

Wattpadding is the act of saying something unironically that would only be found in a Wattpad story or with someone that you really trust acting cringe and weird around.
P1:I guess what I'm trying to say is..
P2:STOP WATTPADDING

(Not in a relationship)
P1:You're so cute when you're mad
P2:Don't Wattpad me.
Wattpadding by Dementiapatient June 24, 2023

Wattpadiness 

Wattpadiness (n.):

1. the wacky, funny, messed up, and sometimes very disturbing things that for some reason everybody loves that you can only find on Wattpad, usually used when talking about the fanfiction community on wattpad.
"Dude, have you seen how much Wattpadiness there is in the comments of this book?"
Wattpadiness by Queer_Pings September 29, 2020

Wattpadding 

-the act of reading Wattpad fanfictions and not being in the mood of anyone else disturbing you
"Hey, what are you up to?"

"Oh, I'm wattpadding. Don't bother me, I'm in the zone."
Wattpadding by mochi🍓🧸 February 19, 2023