An extremely rare breed of person (usually fangirls/boys) obsessed with the website/app Wattpad where people write stories about fictional and nonfictional things. He/she will do almost anything to defend said website and what they love reading (usually fanfiction). You will most likely find at least one of these persons in your neighborhood.
Ex.
Person: Wattpad and its people are so weird and terrible!
Wattpadian: What did you say?
Person: I said Wattpad and Wattpadians are really lame, what are you gonna do about it?
Wattpadian: *punches person in the face* Never offend Wattpad in front of me. EVER.
1. the wacky, funny, messed up, and sometimes very disturbing things that for some reason everybody loves that you can only find on Wattpad, usually directed towards the fanfiction side of Wattpad.
(person 1)"oh, I was on Wattpad earlier and you'll never guess what the comments were saying."
(person 2)"let me guess, people were commenting weird faces again?"
(person 1)"worse, people were making lenny faces for no reason."
(person 2)"eh, it's not that bad, it's just the wattpadiness, y'know."
Wattpadding is the act of saying something unironically that would only be found in a Wattpad story or with someone that you really trust acting cringe and weird around.
P1:I guess what I'm trying to say is..
P2:STOP WATTPADDING
(Not in a relationship)
P1:You're so cute when you're mad P2:Don't Wattpad me.
1. the wacky, funny, messed up, and sometimes very disturbing things that for some reason everybody loves that you can only find on Wattpad, usually used when talking about the fanfiction community on wattpad.
"Dude, have you seen how much Wattpadiness there is in the comments of this book?"
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.