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Watermeloning it 

The act of consuming only watermelon because its summer and it tastes so good.
I was offered a nice meal at a summer barbeque but I said, No, thanks. I am watermeloning it .

watermeloning 

verb: When you hold a girls legs apart and begin to vigorously eat her out until said female orgasms all over your face leaving it covered in in the sweet vagina sauce, it is called this do to the resemblence to eating one of Gods greatest inventions, the watermelon.
Dude i totally caught Logan daydreaming of watermeloning Taylor.

watermelonisha 

Watermelonisha: Gurl my name Iz Watermelonisha!

Other dumb girl: Gurl you like some Watermelon?!?

Watermelonisha: For sure Gurl!
watermelonisha by Treefiddy November 24, 2013

watermeloniqua

Wow you are a watermeloniqua
watermeloniqua by crazedbigone November 21, 2013

watermelonoma 

A type of brain cancer typically contracted by the negro population which makes them desire Watermelon with every meal. See also Chicken Pox.
Dat nigga gotz a a bad case of Watermelonoma.

Watermelonin

Verb; used to describe an African-American or extremely tan person whose bodies produce excess amounts of Melonin, the chemical which allows skin on the body to tan. 'Watermelonin' refers to the racial stereotype of African-American's having an overt fondness for Watermelons, thus anyone with an excessively dark complexion is said to have Matermelonin.
"See that guy there? He goes tanning so much, looks like he's got Watermelonin."