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Watermelonkoala 

Well. Here you are. Reading this. Your life must be sad. But watermelon koala. You should know what that means. Why dont you? Are you a silly billy? Do you need a hug? Why do you eat cucumber in wraps? Tell me your animals name? Does it like choclate? Did i spell that right? Did you notice i spelt it wrong? Well today has been extremely watermelonkoala. So obviously its been good. Great! Infact. Who are you? Tell your friend i said, good are you? Specificliy in an austrailan accebt. Koalas. Do you like leaves? Do you like crabs? Have you ever been pinched by a crab?
Neve is amazing she is very watermelonkoala
Watermelonkoala by Dannityyyyys July 31, 2022

Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus 

Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus Is not a thick one.
Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus is not thick. (Adj)

Watermelonhead 

Thomas has a watermelonhead
Watermelonhead by Aaron Chong dong December 5, 2019

watermelonhaze 

Simply the shit, with a fruity but inticing flavor.
That watermelonhaze was better than a water ice and smoked like the fine muthafucka that she is.
watermelonhaze by mizzy woo October 19, 2003

@watermelonmtndewfp 

@watermelonmtndewfp is gay. he cannot be straight it’s not possible. he wants to be railed by hot men. exposed. now fart in my mouth. L🙁
‘i want men sex now hot’ - @ watermelonmtndewfp
shut th
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I want matzo balls rn hi max crumbly

‘@watermelonmtndewfp is totally gay’
‘i know right🤣🙏’
@watermelonmtndewfp by p1xels August 4, 2021

watermelonia 

Another word for Palistine.
They need to free my people in watermelonia.
watermelonia by Akinneylorey July 16, 2024
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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