Water legs 

The massive retention of water in the legs due to various health issues. Also known to be caused by mental stress brought on by divorce, and specifically, divorce resulting from your spouses new found lesbianism.

Ryan: "Your legs are massive and look as though they are full of water."

Justin: "Don't make fun of me...I'm all fucked up. My wife is a lesbian and now I have water legs."

Ryan: "You make me want to vomit!"

Water legs by BlackPanther January 14, 2013

bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun 

"Obviously, if you have typed that in, you must be insane!" That is what some people would say but you don't want to listen to those guys. but oh no no no, I am here to show you the light.

You're insane, they were right.
BUT, it does have a meaning, this term means something is absolutely improbable and out of no where.
You can describe ANYTHING as a bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun.

"Oh Robbie over there? He is such a bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun"
"That discussion was so bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun"

bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun by Mother BeastCake May 27, 2017

bath waterless bitch 

A woman that participates in narcissistic social media .. she who thinks she’s innocent Also known as a Sarah Lynn

Open your eyes and realize I’m here and let me be there you bath waterless bitch

bath waterless bitch by anonymous September 28, 2022