Wastebanded

The act of putting ones boner straight up towards the belly button inside the elastic part of their trousers trying to hide their boner.

I went on a date with a hot chick that gave me a woody. i wastebanded my boner so she wouldn't see it.

Wastebanded by Jeffro1265 June 23, 2011

Wastelander

A person who not only loves freaking out at the annual end-of-days, blast zone celebration known as Wasteland Weekend, but carries that love into the rest of the year, enjoying things such as, (but not limited to), Mad Max, Fallout, The Blood of Heroes, and getting together/finding other Wastelanders to revel in the sun-scorched, bleach-boned, spiked-leather goodness of the post-apocalypse.

After months of raiding, the Wastelanders are gathering and headed to the Mojave to revel in madness and exult in their spoils.

Wastelander by liveMike May 18, 2013

Wastemandem

A combination of 'wasteman' and 'mandem'

E.g. Look at Aaqil. He's such a wastemandem

Wastemandem by childeater123 June 9, 2019

Wastelander

A wastelander is a term used for anyone living on the US(rather Canadian) territory, inspired by a post-apocalyptic game series, Fallout. According to those games, after a nuclear war current US territory would be a wasted land with no trees or pure water, inhabited by ghouls, mutants and chinks.

—Why hello there wastelander, whatcha doin in our neck of the... well, what do you want?
—Hello my canuck friend. I was searching for a tree, a green one, for my studies. Do you have trees in your lands?
—No, thanks to you and commies! All we have is nuclear snow desert.

Wastelander by Cure-eeos. June 28, 2009

Dirty Wastelander 

Mostly done in the ass, the male fucks the female from behind. The man grabs dirt and rocks and rubs it against her body. The female must start shitting on the males dick while the man puts rocks and dirt on the shit stains of his cock. Then goes into a 69 position, the man eats the girls shit and dirty ass while the woman sucks the shit rubbed and dirty cock.

Male 1: "Man what's the Dirty Wastelander"
Male 2: 'You don't want to fucking know"
*Male 2 is chewing shit, dirt and rocks*
Male 2: "but I'd recommend it"

Dirty Wastelander by SSG host July 6, 2021

wastelanded gentry 

A half class down, yet similarly related to Nouveau Riche.
This class of people hark from the more suburban cities areas of first world countries. They are newly wealthy, or within one generation, yet have roots in cultural vacuum of classic suburbia. Most made their money from inventing an "As Seen on TV Products" or selling toenail clippings on eBay. Despite their wealth, they are completely lacking in any high culture or international life experience. They measure and flaunt their success and wealth by over-obvious displays of well known luxury brand names and logos on every possession they own and they are inclined to think brands like Banana Republic and Club Monoco are couture. Most consider plastic surgery socially abhorrent (yet make the exception for Botox as it's not "surgery") and are typically around 20lbs over weight. Wastelanded gentry are particularly easy to spot in very touristy areas of urban cities, like Times Square in New York, as they scoop up knock-off Chanel handbags and $5 D&G sunglasses by the dozen.

The wastelanded gentry version of urban chic: Banana Republic jeans, black leather, zip-up jackets (one size too small), ankle high leather boots (women) and persistent chatter about Britney Spears' latest social gaff.

wastelanded gentry by charmaine w March 27, 2008

wastelander

Someone who rejects relationships and chooses to go it alone; lonely and miserable they still persevere in a wasteland of their own creation.

A fucking wastelander.. that's what I am. Fuck me.

wastelander by NorthNomad November 16, 2017