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Getting Weasley'd
Getting Weasley'd by The actual Ron wheeze-lee January 20, 2021
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Wesley de Graaf
He is amazing and sweet ad first, then just an asshole. He seems to care about you but he will disappear out of nowhere.
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- My god that Wesley de Graaf seems to be a sexy, caring and just perfect boy
- maybe too perfect, watch out girl.
- maybe too perfect, watch out girl.
Wesley de Graaf by Emiprincess April 21, 2022
Wesley the kancho demon
a red faced demon who fades into the darkness after putting four fingers in your anus then taking a whiff,he then runs spread legged into the darkness laughing maniacly
Wesley the kancho demon by Wesley the kancho demon October 10, 2019
dirty wesley
The act of your girlfriend shoving her fingers in your booty then jerking until you ejaculate in her eyes. Her then forgetting and wiping her eyes for a dirty snot laced face causing red itchy goopy eyes making it a Dirty Wesley!
The next morning, Lindsey woke with a dirty WESLEY wondering what kind of dirty secrets she exploited on her soon to be husband!
dirty wesley by BigDaddyWes69 April 9, 2020
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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