Korean boy wasted is a level of drunkenness superior to all others. When this drunk, even Snooki would say "You're too drunk", though she'll likely smoosh you anyway. Be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch with a mannequin, a half-stick of butter, a Burt Reynolds autographed glow in the dark snorkel and no recollection of how this ridiculous assortment of items came to be in your possession.
Taylor: I'm getting soooo whitegirl wasted tonight!
Mike: Eh, that sounds okay but I'd rather get Korean boy wasted. Nobody goes harder than they do. When they get hungover they're not just ill, they're Kim Jong-il.
The general point of intoxication surpassing that of "white boy wasted" Generally accomplished after a night of crack rocks and /or Hennessy, Gin and juice, and gorging on KFC. The resulting chaos is generally tragic. Leading to lost revenues at gas stations, Booty smacking and all around unpredictable behavior.
Clerk says to the police officer. " well sir he came in acting all "black boy wasted" " "Asked for the money in the register" "I asked him to say 'four dollars' and he could have all the money in the safe as well. " He said 'FO DOLLAS!!!!' "I screamed 'FAIL' and tazed him." "That's when you showed up sir". The officer says "hm. tsk tsk.. Typical." I hate when these kids get "black boy wasted" . Black boy wasted
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.