Korean boy wasted is a level of drunkenness superior to all others. When this
drunk, even Snooki would say "You're too
drunk", though she'll likely smoosh you anyway. Be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch with a mannequin, a half-
stick of butter, a Burt Reynolds autographed glow in the dark snorkel and no recollection of how this ridiculous assortment of items came to be in your possession.
Taylor: I'm getting soooo whitegirl
wasted tonight!
Mike: Eh, that sounds okay but I'd rather get Korean boy
wasted. Nobody goes harder than they do. When they get hungover they're not just ill, they're Kim Jong-il.