washcloth 

1. a small towel, usually made from terrycloth, of which is used to clean one's self while bathing. can also be used to clean up after intimate relations whether solo or with a partner.

2. term also used as to describe people and/or objects that are desirable.

3. also see: hot.

Dude: "OMG, did you see that smokin' hot chick at the skatepark the other day?"

Other Dude: "Affirmative! She was WAY hot... after seeing her, I need a washcloth."

washcloth by Washcloth October 28, 2005

washcloth 

a male person who is such a pussy that you could use him to wash your balls with

yoo, washcloth come here, can you tight up my shoelaces please.

washcloth by mrploertendoder June 15, 2010

Washcloth 

A washcloth is normally a small cloth used to wash the face a body with, so when used as an insult it applies you are dirty or a tool. Calling someone a washcloth is like calling someone a dirty whore, to put it in more understandable words.

Mom: Go downstairs ya fuckin' washcloth
Daughter: :(

Washcloth by IsaBALL March 4, 2019

washcloth boogaloo 

swiping your armpits with wet washcloth instead of showering in a half assed attempt to mask B.O. that’s too overpowering to be hidden by deodorant alone.

As I was rushing out of the house, I took a whiff of my stank oxter and nearly keeled over. After doing the washcloth boogaloo and a slash of deodorant, I was on my way.

washcloth boogaloo by Slumdog January 19, 2009

Wilmington Washcloth

After having sex with your girlfriend, she enters your bathroom to clean up. Un-beknownst to you she wipes your cum from her dumpster on your towel and hangs it back up, as if it were never touched. Unaware of the wrong-doing the gentleman uses it to wash his face the next day. Thus wiping his own cum all over his own face.

New York sexed up his girl and let loose all over her back side. She entered his crapper and cleaned up with his washcloth and hung it back up. The next morning whilst trying to clean up for work. He used said washcloth to clean the eye gunk off his face. It only got worse....He used the Wilmington Washcloth

Wilmington Washcloth by Coco Peabody September 10, 2009

Mexican Washcloth 

The art of using a washcloth to wipe ones ass. The cloth is then placed discreetly so that another person uses the cloth during bathing without knowing where it has been.

My wife pissed me off last night, so I gave her a Mexican Washcloth. In other words I just shit in her face. So now I am not pissed off anymore.

Mexican Washcloth by Dr. Daniel E. Snyder, LMF. November 30, 2004

wet washcloth 

when a man nuts in his underwear and then wipes the goo filled tighty whiteys into the face of his chick, as though he were cleaning her face with a washcloth.

I came in my underwear before we got down to business and my gal laughed and said I needed a wet washcloth. Well, I showed her and gave her the wet washcloth instead.

wet washcloth by Russ of the Albuquerque Russ' October 2, 2007