Warning Shot

The fart that comes before a big turd.

Robert: Wow, somebody just shit their pants.

Chris: No that was just a WARNING SHOT!

by Mista Nathan January 12, 2012

Warning Shot

1. The firing off of a shot from a gun to warn someone you are about to kill them.
Best used when aimed at the head.

... and he did it again so I got the shotgun off the wall and fired off 2 warning shots... in his head

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Warning Shot

When you are doing a girl doggie style and you are about to jizz on her back, you pull out and aim high for your first rope. This will sail over her head and serves as notice that there is a sticky load headed her way.

Girlfriend: Did you get some in my hair?
Guy: No baby it cleared. It was a warning shot

by Boomsies December 3, 2011

Warning Shot

When a guy precums

Tyler was embarrassed because his warning shot soaked through his gray sweatpants

by Little Demons August 25, 2017

Warning shot over the bow

When a lady is giving her man a handjob or blowjob and the pressure has built and the first blast of jizz shoots up over her head, possibly into her hair. It is quite similar to the naval maneuver where one ship intentionally shoots high and beyond another ship as a warning that they are well within firing range and bad things will happen if proper action is not taken. In our case, though, it is a warning to the lady that she better hurry and point that babymaker in the direction she wants the rest of the jizz to go whether it's her mouth, tits, face (NOT THE EYES!!!)

Suddenly, a blast of cum shot up toward Jane's face. She flinched and the thick stream shot just over her forehead and dropped in Jane's hair from front to back like a pearly river. Recognizing this as a warning shot over the bow, Jane wanted to protect her eyes so she quickly put her mouth over Doug's cock. She soon realized it was too much to handle as every contraction from Doug sent another stream into her mouth and soon it poured down her chin and all over her succulent breasts. By the time his orgasm had ended Jane was plastered with the thick goo. It was very evident to Jane that Doug hadn't been with a woman in a while.

by theinstigator September 22, 2016

the warning shot

When your female partner is about to perform oral sex on the male and there is a small amount of jizz on the tip of the penis.

"That's just the warning shot, I hope that you're ready for the whole shebang!"

by Steve the Theive May 15, 2010

One finger warning shot

A way off keeping your sunburned friends in check, by slapping their burn with one finger.

Dan: my sunburn hurts so bad

Steve: quit complaining about it

Dan: It hurts really bad (continues complaining)

(Steve smacks Dan's sunburn with one finger)

Dan: Why did you do that?
Steve: you wouldn't shut up, next time it will be my whole hand. Not just a one finger warning shot.

by Captainjack August 7, 2013