Warket

When you go to the Market on the wrong day and everything feels upside down.

I had a random Wednesday off and the grocery store felt like a warket.

by Warzombie December 22, 2021

Warlette

This is a small undeclared, sustained combat action aka police action.

I was in SpecOps in a Central American warlette.

by I, Wreckerrr December 22, 2020

Warkster

A Newark hipster

Did you see all those Warksters at the coffee shop?

by mightberobot November 26, 2011

Warkster

Not to be confused with traditional hipsters of Brooklyn, Newark hipsters, or warksters, don't have trust funds. Other key differences include a penchant for community activism and volunteer work, riding bicycles with multiple gears, and taking part in the arts in a meaningful manner.

Some similarities include dress code,a love of obscure media, and a purely ironic appreciation of things that are not traditionally thought of as "good".

Common misspelling: Werkster

Miss: This energy drink advertisement is sooo good!

Unappreciative outsider: But everyone is fat and ugly and it's shot so poorly! It looks like no one made it through high school...

Miss: Exactly...

Unappreciative outsider: You're such a Warkster...

by abstractmoment November 27, 2011

wasketball player

A white basketball player. Similar in derivation to wapanese. Examples include Christian Laetner and Larry Bird.

1. I didn't realize the Hoyas had two wasketball players on their team until they put in two White guys in the last minutes of their rout of Cincinnati.

2. Why is it that the ACC teams, especially Duke and North Carolina, have so many wasketball players on their teams?

by HoyaFan March 6, 2010

wanket

Any impromptu piece of cloth used to clean up jizz.

"Dude, don't put that shirt on! I used that as a wanket last night when my girlfriend was over!"

by Dan Patterson February 1, 2007

waretown

A small town located in Southern Ocean County, New Jersey. What some would call a 'shore town'. Please note, what I mean by shore town is that from memorial day weekend to labor day weekend our entire county is swormed with creepy guido kids and people who don't know how to drive who we reffer to as ''benny's'' from north jersey who are named ''vinny'' and ''tony'' with slicked back hair and orange tans...but back to what i was saying. It's only a 2 mile stretch down route 9 and if you sneeze, you may miss it. While visiting this town you may notice an over abundance of lifted pickup trucks and lack of any minorities..maybe caused by the confederate flags flying from the pickup trucks. While visiting our town please to be sure to stop by our local Wawa and Post Office, the only two attractions in this lovely little town of ours. Also located here are many adolescent boys with big egos and small muscles. They all talk tough but don't be scared, the little guys are harmless. A little tid bit of information here, Waretown's water supply also contains roughly 7% more chlorine than any other local tap water, something learned while trying to purchase a fish locally. Low tide in our town smells like a sewage dump is right off our coast and just a short jog out of town is the wold reowned Oyster Creek Power Plant...3 eyed fish sold seperately.

Waretown would be a pretty lousy vacation town.

by LovelyLittleHick May 18, 2008