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Warkster

Did you see all those Warksters at the coffee shop?
by mightberobot November 26, 2011
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Warkster

Not to be confused with traditional hipsters of Brooklyn, Newark hipsters, or warksters, don't have trust funds. Other key differences include a penchant for community activism and volunteer work, riding bicycles with multiple gears, and taking part in the arts in a meaningful manner.

Some similarities include dress code,a love of obscure media, and a purely ironic appreciation of things that are not traditionally thought of as "good".
Common misspelling: Werkster

Miss: This energy drink advertisement is sooo good!

Unappreciative outsider: But everyone is fat and ugly and it's shot so poorly! It looks like no one made it through high school...

Miss: Exactly...

Unappreciative outsider: You're such a Warkster...
by abstractmoment November 27, 2011
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wankster

Someone that pretends to be a ganster and tries to talk in gangster language and wear ganster clothes when the really don't know anything about being a ganster.
Dexter Yee, that wankster, said, "Fasho, yo, mo' fo'" when trying to impress Nick Honda, the gangster.
by happeekoikoikoi September 19, 2004
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the original wankster

when a boy gets caught beating off in class. he is now claimed as a living legend, and or the original wankster.
when the original wankster, cody cole, was in spanish class he decided it was a good idea to whip his dick out and jerk his meat
by cody cole December 2, 2009
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Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)

Sleepy-time wankster
Adjective/ˈslēpē/tīm/wanksta

A person that attempts to appear or behave ''Gangster'', by dressing in inappropriately over-sized clothing (or sleepwear) that resembles the bedclothes of children (sometimes achieved through the use of matching sets).
"Hey yo Eli! You seen dat "Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)" over there buyin' chicken and honey-nut cheerios?! High-ass fool need to buy a fuckin' belt!"

"What a cute lil' sleepy-time wanksta wankster! Awww. He looks so comfortable! Like, he could just curl up into a ball and fall asleep on the DMV floor!"

"The only thing that looks uncomfortable on that sleepy-time wankster is his hat. Did he starch that fucking thing, or did he buy it this morning??"
by Señor Nutz August 22, 2011
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Wackster

a portmanteau of "wacky" and "hipster," can be heard liking Dan Deacon, No Age, and any contemporary rainbow rock.
"dude that wackster chick is kinda hot, I wish she would take off all that retarded jewelery though"
by dawgman July 1, 2008
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Wardster

one who is one with awesomeness, dark knight of salem, devourer of baconators, deliverer of america`s mail, karate kid watching, dre listening, rowdy regular of the shanty!
The Wardster can be found slinging awesomeness to the residents of Salem.
by awesomer than wardster February 3, 2010
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