waretown

A small town located in Southern Ocean County, New Jersey. What some would call a 'shore town'. Please note, what I mean by shore town is that from memorial day weekend to labor day weekend our entire county is swormed with creepy guido kids and people who don't know how to drive who we reffer to as ''benny's'' from north jersey who are named ''vinny'' and ''tony'' with slicked back hair and orange tans...but back to what i was saying. It's only a 2 mile stretch down route 9 and if you sneeze, you may miss it. While visiting this town you may notice an over abundance of lifted pickup trucks and lack of any minorities..maybe caused by the confederate flags flying from the pickup trucks. While visiting our town please to be sure to stop by our local Wawa and Post Office, the only two attractions in this lovely little town of ours. Also located here are many adolescent boys with big egos and small muscles. They all talk tough but don't be scared, the little guys are harmless. A little tid bit of information here, Waretown's water supply also contains roughly 7% more chlorine than any other local tap water, something learned while trying to purchase a fish locally. Low tide in our town smells like a sewage dump is right off our coast and just a short jog out of town is the wold reowned Oyster Creek Power Plant...3 eyed fish sold seperately.

Waretown would be a pretty lousy vacation town.

waretown by LovelyLittleHick May 18, 2008

Pull a Waretown

When you’re at the bar and you’re dancing with a white trash milf. You begin to realize your fate and force yourself to get blackout drunk so you can sleep with her.

“Did you hear about Tony in Nashville?”
“No, what happened?”
“He had to Pull a Waretown”

Pull a Waretown by Lips1997 August 16, 2023

Wartown 

Slang for Warner Robins, Georgia. A relatively small town but growing located just south of Macon Mac-Town. High School sports are the main attraction as in many small southern towns. Robins Air Force Base employs a large number of the town's citizens. Rap and Hip-Hop has grown in popularity and the recent Atlanta influence of the genre brings credibility to many of the local area artists.

I've been all over the world, but Wartown is where I call home.

Wartown by Daqueba August 10, 2006

wartown 

The name probably coined by some local rap radio station for the town of Warner Robins, GA. Contrary to what everyone thinks, giving a town a catchy, cool name still doesn't change the fact that the town sucks.

person: you going back to wartown this weekend?
me: fuck no.

wartown by tmoney. October 31, 2005

wartown 

The urban-name for a centrally located town in Georgia. Warner Robins, the dervied definition, is the location of the begining of the word. Other versions of the word are Mac-Town (Macon, Ga).

Ay Cuz, You going to the Wartown this weekend?

Yea, I'l Be There...

wartown by Northside April 5, 2007