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Modern Warjob 

The process of getting a blowjob, handjob, or in extreme cases a blumpkin while playing call of duty modern warfare
Situation 1.

Joe, "Dude i can't talk right now I'm getting a modern warjob"

Bob, "Is that why your K.D. sucks macock?"

Situation 2.

Joe, "i just got 10th prestige!"

Bob, "i just got a nuke"

Bill, "I just got a modern warjob"
Related Words
A good ole time with an old midget stripper from WWII.
Warjob, Warzone
Warjob by AMW143 June 14, 2017

Warjangle 

A period in time of the 9th dimention where there was war between the Janroath and the Flimflamdangle.
I lost my leg in Warjangle.
Warjangle by 17 Jackson May 22, 2009
A little butt snark, related to a shark.

Warjeen more like shut the hell up.
"Shut the fuck up Warjeen. And go back to attitude university, cause you'd pass with flying marks."

"I went to the bitch convention and Warjeen was the keynote speaker."
Warjeen by Stinky fart 212 June 9, 2023
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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