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warhorse 

A term referring to an old, retired military man.
"I'm not a colonel anymore...I'm just a retired ol' warhorse."
-Colonel Campbell, MGS
warhorse by Dave April 1, 2004

WARHORSE 

WARHORSE IS A PRO WRESTLER WHO WEIGHS 4,000 POUNDS OF RAW HEAVY METAL THAT RULES ASS AND YELLS ALL THE TIME, BECAUSE AS I STATED BEFORE, WARHORSE RULES ASS
WARHORSE RULES ASS. WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED DUMBASS?!
WARHORSE by Jaerose54 April 25, 2021

Indian War Horse 

When you fist a girl on her period and then slap her ass with an open hand. Looks like the red handprint on a painted Indian war horse.
(Dude #1) Dude, I gave Jessica an Indian War Horse!
(Dude #2) Aw man, was it awesome?
(Dude #1) No, I passed out from the blood.

Also known as the Spankwire mascot.

War Horse 

Someone who is brave, tough, has great senses (eyesight, hearing, smell, touch, and taste), and has quick reflexes all combined into one well built, athletic body. Warhorses can also be stronger than the average person, and they can also be very sexy. Warhorses are usually lone wolves, they don't talk to people much, but when they do, they can give you a load of useful information.
Man, that guy is such a war horse! He got hit by a car and he's still walking!

Look at that amazing girl! her reflexes are so fast that she can dodge almost anything! She must be a war horse!
War Horse by TheWarHorse100 March 7, 2019

War horse 

A War horse is a man who is extremely tall and built and muscular. There like a stalion but better there sex drive is unmatchable and there dick is huge and they fuck like kings and make sure you leave pleasured and are also really good guys who acctualy care
Yo! Look at Steven that kids a stalion.
Naw look at that Josh kid now that's a war horse I wanna ride
War horse by Big chappo October 24, 2018

war horse 

Typically bartenders married to the bar's owner and older divorced women, war horses are a special breed. They have years of experience under their belt and are always looking for more. You can recognize them by their cock-trodden faces. They still have a hot body but beware of surgery, c-sections, old boyfriend's name tattoos, and huge meat drapes
"Yo I think that war horse would definitely eat your asshole"
war horse by Mr. FF January 10, 2007
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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