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warhorse 

A term referring to an old, retired military man.
"I'm not a colonel anymore...I'm just a retired ol' warhorse."
-Colonel Campbell, MGS
warhorse by Dave April 1, 2004

WARHORSE 

WARHORSE IS A PRO WRESTLER WHO WEIGHS 4,000 POUNDS OF RAW HEAVY METAL THAT RULES ASS AND YELLS ALL THE TIME, BECAUSE AS I STATED BEFORE, WARHORSE RULES ASS
WARHORSE RULES ASS. WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED DUMBASS?!
WARHORSE by Jaerose54 April 25, 2021

Indian War Horse 

When you fist a girl on her period and then slap her ass with an open hand. Looks like the red handprint on a painted Indian war horse.
(Dude #1) Dude, I gave Jessica an Indian War Horse!
(Dude #2) Aw man, was it awesome?
(Dude #1) No, I passed out from the blood.

Also known as the Spankwire mascot.

War Horse 

Someone who is brave, tough, has great senses (eyesight, hearing, smell, touch, and taste), and has quick reflexes all combined into one well built, athletic body. Warhorses can also be stronger than the average person, and they can also be very sexy. Warhorses are usually lone wolves, they don't talk to people much, but when they do, they can give you a load of useful information.
Man, that guy is such a war horse! He got hit by a car and he's still walking!

Look at that amazing girl! her reflexes are so fast that she can dodge almost anything! She must be a war horse!
War Horse by TheWarHorse100 March 7, 2019

War horse 

A War horse is a man who is extremely tall and built and muscular. There like a stalion but better there sex drive is unmatchable and there dick is huge and they fuck like kings and make sure you leave pleasured and are also really good guys who acctualy care
Yo! Look at Steven that kids a stalion.
Naw look at that Josh kid now that's a war horse I wanna ride
War horse by Big chappo October 24, 2018

war horse 

Typically bartenders married to the bar's owner and older divorced women, war horses are a special breed. They have years of experience under their belt and are always looking for more. You can recognize them by their cock-trodden faces. They still have a hot body but beware of surgery, c-sections, old boyfriend's name tattoos, and huge meat drapes
"Yo I think that war horse would definitely eat your asshole"
war horse by Mr. FF January 10, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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