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Warforged
A creature hailing from New Orleans, usually looks like a faggot who joins the military just to get fucked in the ass.
Warforged is usually a name used by individuals whose name are Joe.
Jack
Off
Exorcist.
One of the biggest ass wipes you will ever have the misfortune of encountering, he has to go house-to-house in order to inform the neighbourhood that he is a paedophile. . does drugs. passes out in front of apartment buildings. is targeted by Panera rapists. a huge dickwad, and ugly as FUCKKKKKKKK
May refer to a person with a smaller than average sized penis. The smallest and worst one of a group of things.
A guy who can't sexually please a woman. Also may have a reputation for getting used by women.
A Joe is one who has detiorated with time and age and has become even worse than when they were born.
In reference to a person who is originally ugly but shocks you by getting even uglier with time and age.
Warforged is usually a name used by individuals whose name are Joe.
Jack
Off
Exorcist.
One of the biggest ass wipes you will ever have the misfortune of encountering, he has to go house-to-house in order to inform the neighbourhood that he is a paedophile. . does drugs. passes out in front of apartment buildings. is targeted by Panera rapists. a huge dickwad, and ugly as FUCKKKKKKKK
May refer to a person with a smaller than average sized penis. The smallest and worst one of a group of things.
A guy who can't sexually please a woman. Also may have a reputation for getting used by women.
A Joe is one who has detiorated with time and age and has become even worse than when they were born.
In reference to a person who is originally ugly but shocks you by getting even uglier with time and age.
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warford
Warford is the last name of the most AMAZING people on the planet. Funny, caring, loyal, and giving. A Warford will always have your back and is always there for you.
warford by iamtheking21 August 14, 2014
Catherine Warford
Catherine is a very tall giant. She eats 24/7 and sweats like a pig. She is funny and very loud. Her laugh echoes. She has a temper if she's messed with. She knows when it's time to play and a time to be serious. She's aggressive and should not be messed with. She is also very long legged.
Catherine Warford by Billy737829193 June 30, 2019
Little Warford
Little Warford by akjdgndk July 24, 2019
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