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When someone is not even good enough to be a wanker.
Today I met the ex wives new husband, he is so wankish and will never reach the dizzy heights of being a wanker
Wankish by Odin1918 July 13, 2010
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Wankshit 

Sperm coming out of your dick during wanking.
Babe, I will swallow your whole wankshit !
Wankshit by Top Mason March 17, 2015

wakishunaruo 

the word that EchoArk created, it's just a sign that you know EchoArk and that you are a happy person right now!
dude, wakishunaruo!!! i just speedran punching ruby in the face! 0.89 record!
wakishunaruo by not echoling July 1, 2020

wankshaft 

Derived from the two words, 'Wank' and 'Shaft'. 'Wank' is a slang word for 'masturbate', and 'shaft' is the shapoe of the male penis (as opposed to the female one).

'Wankshaft' is an insult, calling someone a 'wanker' and a 'dick', in one word.
Crash is a wankshaft.
wankshaft by JJ January 30, 2004

Wankdish 

Someone who is a complete fuckhead, dick, nothing to do with wanking a dish. Thats impossible fool
Ah shit (insert current presidents name here) is such a wankdish.
Townies are all wankdishes
Wankdish by The messiah January 22, 2004

wankshaft 

An exclamation of annoyance or terror. Also an insult.
Ah shit, I can't find my keys. Wankshaft!
or
You're a wankshaft. A complete and utter wankshaft.
wankshaft by Ben Middlemiss July 31, 2004
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