Wankertitis

An uncontrollable love for British people by someone not British that is not healthy. Not to be confused with a wanker.

American: I love the brits! God bless the Queen!

Friend: Dude you got a bad case of Wankertitis!

by Ashama July 1, 2011

wankelitis

A phychological condition rendering the victim unable to purchase a vehicle not powered by a Rotary engine. Many people with Wankelitis are Mazda fans. Severe cases may cause ranting on the ininefficiencies of the 4-Stroke Engine.

Because of my Wankelitis, I'm buying a Mazda RX-7 FD.

by James Hacklander July 28, 2008

wankeritis

One who masturbates a lot and/or thinks about the act of masturbating a lot has Wankeritis.

I'm sure John has Wankeritis as he's told me that he masturbates at least eight times a day.

by Ian D'Mello May 15, 2007

Wankeritis

An inflammatory condition of the Wanker. See def: Wanker

Man, he's got a bad case of Wankeritis

by EvieGrave May 26, 2016

wankertittie

A tittie, that has been wanked, and wanked good.

Khalil is a wankertitte

by fuxx0r August 23, 2003