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Wankercheif

A fabric that is used as an area to deposit semen after a masturbation.
Ben Hennesey: "I haven't washed my wankercheif in weeks!"
by KonyGun April 23, 2016
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Wankercheif

A fabric or unused item of clothing that is used as the deposit location for semen after a masturbation.
Bob: I haven't washed my Wankercheif in weeks!
by KonyGun April 24, 2016
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Wankercheif

Hey bro thats a cool wankercheif”
Thanks my girlfriend ate my last one”
by Clown_sucker_69420 June 19, 2020
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Wankershief

A small piece of fabric used to wipe the semen off of your phallus.
For example:
'Oh damn... i left my wankershief in mom's bedroom! Gonna have to use this old sock again!'
by Faptato July 26, 2014
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wankerchief

A hankerchief or tissue used to wipe up the semen after having a wank. It can be held over the penis acting like a condom or be used after semen is ejaculated to clean it up off the penis, stomach, floor or any other surfaces it may have splattered onto.
1. Theo keeps his wankerchief inside his top drawer just incase he wants a good wank without making a mess all over the computer screen or his keyboard.
2. Theo's mum found his wankerchief and got cum all over her hand after he had a good session of porn-watching.
by Mike_o_matic October 24, 2006
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Decatur Wankerchief

The sexual act of blowing your nose inside of a vagina and then preceding to have sex. Can involve a bloody nose.
Nolan had a runny nose so he gave Brandy a Decatur Wankerchief
by The Famous Mikee February 8, 2009
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Wankerchief

A handkerchief, bandana, or similiair item used to wipe up or catch cum after/during jerking off. So called a "wankerchief" because it's used for wanking.
Paul's wankerchief was crusty and knotted from his pixie-sticks and porno adventure last Friday night.
by fubsish September 13, 2009
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