n. A cloth or towel repeatedly used for the sole purpose of ejaculating into or cleaning up post sex-messiness.
In my case, I use a Mr. Met towel for such purposes as my Wankerchif being this is about the equivalent of the state of their organization.
by yeaisaidthat4 July 21, 2012
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Portmanteau of the english words wanker and dictatorship.
1. A system of government in which a state is ruled by one person with absolute power, where the person involved is a wanker.
2. (informal) A company run on similar terms.
1. A system of government in which a state is ruled by one person with absolute power, where the person involved is a wanker.
2. (informal) A company run on similar terms.
Given Mussolini's policies, the government of Italy 1922-1943 is more accurately described as a facist wankership.
by lawfulhippo May 9, 2006
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1. Theo keeps his wankerchief inside his top drawer just incase he wants a good wank without making a mess all over the computer screen or his keyboard.
2. Theo's mum found his wankerchief and got cum all over her hand after he had a good session of porn-watching.
2. Theo's mum found his wankerchief and got cum all over her hand after he had a good session of porn-watching.
by Mike_o_matic October 24, 2006
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by The Famous Mikee February 8, 2009
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noun: Your Wankership
noun: Your Wankership
by Piers_the_plowman October 24, 2014
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Paul's wankerchief was crusty and knotted from his pixie-sticks and porno adventure last Friday night.
by fubsish September 13, 2009
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