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wanker's tan 

Pasty complexion sported by young men who spend far too much time alone in the bedroom with the curtains pulled shut.
'I've just got grand theft auto san andreas for christmas, so i'll be spending the next few months working on my wanker's tan.'

stanky wanker 

When your British relative grows a tail and enjoys not flushing the damn commode.
My chap went to download the brown load and left me a stanky wanker on purpose!!
stanky wanker by anonymous May 27, 2023

Wankerstank

A stinky whore with a fishy vagina
Bob -I went out with a wankerstank last night.
Bill - Was she free?
Bob - Yes.
Bill - Really? I have to pay for mine
Wankerstank by Leann/Grace April 21, 2008

wankerstanker 

Omg Becky you’re such a wankerstanker!
wankerstanker by Supremeweeb June 27, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026