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Wangle Dangle Tangle

When you twirl your penis like a windmill and hit your partner in the face with it, and your dick then gets caught in her hair as you try to pull away.
Maryl and I had sex this weekend and it ended up being a Wangle Dangle Tangle we were stuck for half an hour

Wangle Dangles 

Testicles that hang lower than most.
Man that kids wangle dangles need a harness, look at those boys sailing in the wind!!!
Wangle Dangles by jandkarp4 June 21, 2008

Wrangle the dangle 

The act of, or process of you, or another person aggressively masturbating
"Hey bitch, wanna wrangle the dangle?"
"Sure I'd love to wrangle your dangle!"
Wrangle the dangle by Jack Mi'Hoff November 21, 2011

waggle daggle

To use the extremity, such as a hand or foot, of a sleeping or otherwise incoherent friend to masturbate or to finish off a masturbatory activity at the end of a hard partying evening.
hey dude I'm sorry but I had to use you for a waggle daggle this nut wasn't gonna bust itself.
waggle daggle by emilionaire September 1, 2010

Daggle-waggle-snaggle-waggle 

Daggle-waggle-snaggle-waggle(DWSW) is a form of currency brought about by a need to have a common form of currency that holds it value relative to every other currency out there.

Since the Dollar itself has been used as a relative value, it has fallen in value. Did you know that there are now a few (maybe two) currencies that are better valued than the Dollar, now? Well, How do you say $1=3.25 of whatever the currency is without getting depressed about it? You use the DWSW as a basis instead. It's much easier to say 1DWSW=$0.50 without getting depressed,yes?
George exchanged 1 DWSW(Daggle-waggle-snaggle-waggle) for $0.50 in America, where the exchange rate is better than in other countries...

Wanglejangle 

Usually someone who you think is cool and who you wanna confuse the fuck out of so you just say wanglejangle. (Suggestion if people put those question sticker on their instagram stories, put wanglejangle and confuse them)
Aidan Ballou is a Wanglejangle
Im a what?
Wanglejangle by Cassthebass October 25, 2018