A man that gets lots of chicks which whom think he special but he is average.Its important that his success with woman isn't a new thing and it's important to spell it with a capital W.Ogling over a Walmart man shows you can't think for yourself and lack critical thinking skills you would be unable to properly assess someone's character or worth.You don't have to shop at Walmart to be a Walmart man.
Example 1-Adam-Iv got a six pack,great job,and everything that should make a man attractive iv put so much work in and yet this other guy just exist and everything comes easy to him and chicks think he's the shit.
Dan-Oh a Walmart man....every girl wants a Walmart man.
Example 2-jack-You murdered another chick cuz that's the most important thing in your life lol?Just go to Walmart and get another one.
Dan-Oh a Walmart man....every girl wants a Walmart man.
Example 2-jack-You murdered another chick cuz that's the most important thing in your life lol?Just go to Walmart and get another one.
by Dogman00 September 27, 2021
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by yur 6th grade friend February 9, 2019
Get the old man in front of walmart mug.A term not unlike - go to hell. It can be used when someone is being a real shit-ass towards you. For being in a Wal-Mart is like going to hell.
Lori: "Hey Lance! I think you may have mismatched your clothes. They look awful. Hahahha."
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"
by von groovy June 24, 2024
Get the Man, go to Wal-Mart mug.Those who shop exclusively at Walmart. They are identified by their outdated style of dress and hair. Most also have unusual body types and dental configurations thereby giving the impression they are natives of another planet.
by legz2walk April 29, 2008
Get the Walmartians mug.Sloth-like dumbshit that can be found 'grazing' at any Walmart at any time. Usually morbidly obese with a gaggle of hoosierlings. They walk as slow as they can right in front of you and won't let you pass especially when you know exactly what you want and exactly where it is.
God damn, I hate all these fucking Walmartians! Don't they have something better to do with themselves besides commenting on all this stupid cheap bullshit? Make a decision you sorry excuse for a consumer!
by Travis Hackney February 20, 2009
Get the walmartian mug.The people you see shopping at Walmart at 3am for other reasons than to get medicine for themselves or a family member.
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People that hang out at Walmart.
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the crazy people you see at Walmart talking to themselves.
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People that hang out at Walmart.
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the crazy people you see at Walmart talking to themselves.
"Last week my son was sick, so I went to Walmart to get some childrens tylenol and there were like 3 or 4 families there shopping for clothes and other things you would buy IF IT WASN'T 3AM IN THE FREAKING MORNING. They must like to hang out at Walmart.....they're Walmartians.
by worker bee # 4,657,891,326,548 March 1, 2009
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