Walmalo

Portmanteau of "Walmart buffalo". Fat chicks that you'll often find at Walmart

Damn, this Walmalo won't stop texting me. I told her I don't date fat chicks.

by spinach.chin May 11, 2023

walalo

A somali word for brother or your friend

Abdi: Yo walalo wys
Zak: All good bro

by random mali June 26, 2021

wamalo

Wamalo refers to an obese woman by combining Buffalo with woman.

She was a real wamalo

by EPIC-OSG October 15, 2021

Wamaloo

Also known as "will knots", "cling-ons", they are fecal matter that have stuck to the hair or skin of an improperly wiped ass.

New Brunswick Based

Those damn wamaloos got me again.

It was awkward when my girlfriend told me to get rid of my wamaloos.

by Kingdom of salami! June 9, 2017

WalMaliens

Amazing diverse and disgusting creatures that sometimes inhabit Walmart.

You should have seen the mother and daughter WalMaliens that I saw at WalMart today...they had matching vagomachs.

by anniep August 19, 2013

walaloulou

A girl who's really annoying. She might have a dangerous obsession with peppa pig and if i were you i would stay far away from her. She's also an alcoholic and gets wild after one drink. Dont invite her to parties because she will rip your house apart. When she gives birth to her child he will probably only last for maximim a month because... and i quote "babies older than a month old are just not cute anymore so why should i keep it after that." Did i mention she's also a spycopath??

Anyway long story short if you cross a walaloulou in the street RUN and if ur feeling extra saucy call an insane asylum :)

Walaloulou: BISH ITS WALALOULOU !!!
Everyone: oh no EVERYONE RUN!!!!

by Floeng November 17, 2019

walmatose

The malady afflicting millions roaming the aisles of the land where prices fall.

Paul' high school football experience returning kickoffs enabled him to zig and zag through the Walmatose masses.

by The BS Express January 21, 2022