walmatose

The malady afflicting millions roaming the aisles of the land where prices fall.

Paul' high school football experience returning kickoffs enabled him to zig and zag through the Walmatose masses.

by The BS Express January 21, 2022

Calmatose

Being in a constant state of calm all or most hours of the day.
Can be applied but not limited to stoners, hippies and gurus.

Don't get all beat up about your day, just be calmatose

by DangRanger April 20, 2011

Walmausea

The nausea felt when you are shopping at Walmart and disgusted by the people shopping

I suffered Walmausea when I found myself downwind from a women at Walmart that smelled like a bowling alley. She actually left a wake of foul odor. I was Walmauseated.

by Luke812 October 18, 2018