Wallcow

The Wallcow was found during the early ages of the clockspider chronicles, it was thought to be able to stop the Clockspider with its convulted roses surgically fused to its head by none other than the mighty limecat with his high alchemy spell from runescape. Shortly after being given his mighty convulted roses by Limecat, the Limecat offered his own lime body as a live sacrifice to provide nutriuence to produce the Jupiter sized king of cheese. Over the years the Wallcow ate the Limecat in the Dragonball Z time chamber to save time, he at so slow it was as if he was eating the grass off his mothers grape field. He produced the cheese by learning yoga, milking him self with his hoves into his mouth and then stirring it with his tongue. The process is not to be reconed with, it is beyond Pa1ny the indian fruit salesmans power. The Clock Spider unfortuantly dropped his mighty pasty while the Wallcow made the heavy hurricane like vibrations from the swirling tongue, the Clockspider is not impressed, he now can not make his web behind the relative's clock. Have mercy on the the mortals souls because the Clockspider does not take a dropped pastie in a light manor.

Wallcow is great.

by Seagullking April 21, 2009

wallows

the best band ever. with amazing songs like suntan or pulling leaves off of trees

hey have you heard the new wallows song "drunk on halloween"

by Me.stealyoman October 14, 2018

ice wallow come

A Phrase mostly used to make Twitch streamers say “I swallow cum“!

Donations box: Ice_Wallow_Come donated $5!
Streamer: Thanks, I swallow cum for $5!
Twitch Chat: *Kappa*

Ice wallow come hehe

by Cummer June 9, 2018

Wallows

AN INCREDIBLE BAND GO LISTEN TO THEM RN!! consists of Dylan Minnette, Cole Preston and Braeden Lemasters. They have amazing songs like Pleaser and Remember When

All the cool kids listen to Wallows

by c837y January 29, 2021

wallows

a band with amazing songs. they are most known for their song "are you bored yet?" featuring clairo. they have 3 albums, which one only has 2 songs on it, and 2 eps- along with some great singles. their newest album is called "tell me that its over" and its pretty good. anyway, the members are dylan minnette, who is pretty well known for playing the role of clay jensen in 13 reasons why, and then there's braeden lemasters, who's also an actor. and then Cole, the coolest drummer. their songs have a good sound to them and the lyrics are always slaying. if you ever decide to listen to them, you wouldn't regret it. their name comes from a skate park in hawaii.

did you hear wallows new album yet?
yeah dude, braeden and dylan are such good singers, and cole is an amazing drummer- like always.

by the wallhoe March 27, 2022

wank wallow

That feeling you get once you've finished a filthy wank. When you are lying in bed, jizz everywhere, and you can see a mans balls bouncing around your laptop screen. The lowest feeling of all.

had the biggest wank wallow this morning, everything was great until that moment just after i came. Grim

by seanysean23 January 30, 2015

Buffalo Wallow

The large depression in the couch or bed that fails to spring back into position after a particularly heavy person sat on it.

BOOM...BOOM....BOOM the massive chick stormed through the house. She sat down on the couch where she made a buffalo wallow.

by cannibalcamel July 1, 2011