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A physical human wall of guys used to protect yourself from strippers approaching you at a strip club. By strategically placing your self inside this wall of men, you form a barrier. This is the typical approach by committed men so they can feel good about telling their significant others that 'were having a blast, we're two hours outside of wine country honey.'
Russ: What are you going to tell Katie when we go to the strip club?
Larry: It is all good. I'm going to get behind the man wall and tell her I am two hours outside of wine country.
man wall by 1337c0d3d00d June 18, 2012

Crisis Wall Management 

(noun) - Posting a message on facebook that initiates a wall war between two friends that do not know each other which compels the poster to delete posts, send instant messages and texts to quell the skirmish.
Larry: Wow! What's was up with your post last night? You certainly had Jody and Lisa catfighting on your wall.

Vince: Yeah, I had to partake in some serious crisis wall management.
Crisis Wall Management by ITALUS September 10, 2011

Wall Management 

the practice of maintaining one's Facebook wall in order to enhance it's visual appearance/reputation. Can be employed to remove unwanted wall posts, friend confirmations and/or unattractive tagged photos.
Ugh! I don't want everyone to see that I friend requested this person. Time for some wall management to remove the friend confirmation.

Wow this is a bad photo of me. Time to wall manage and untag this embarrassment.

You practice your mannerisims into a wall 

If this mirror were clearer
I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds
Circle in for the kill
Guy 1: You practice your mannerisims into a wall
Guy 2: If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall

The Wallman jog 

The act of running around Wallman Hall of Fairmont State University (Located in Fairmont, WV). This is normally due to an actor's need to enter from the opposite side of the stage in a very short amount of time.
OMG! I need to enter SR in just one scene!" "Better take the Wallman jog!
The Wallman jog by Masquers chick December 4, 2010

sara wallman 

sounds like miley cyrus, which is extremely sexy. she looks like god and cupid's baby, except without god's manly beard. like change the beard into a lusty body and there she is. when you see her face, you will need to change your pants. her personality doesn't matter when you're as smoking hot as her. but, her personality is still supa sexy.
tony: damn, you sound like miley cyrus...lets fuck

sara wallman: okay, because i'm sexy.

tony: shibby!

sara wallman: get naked.
sara wallman by sbw156 July 22, 2010