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walkertown high school

The place that nobody knows and nobody wants to know. It is so much drama that even the teachers get into it. Where all the athletes think they are the shit until they graduate, and can barely make it into a D3 school, posting "throwbacks" of their "glory days" on Instagram. Where walkertown girls become mommies faster than they get their high school deploma, only to realize they were impregnated but their third cousin. Sheetz is where it's at, whether you are getting some gas or smoking it. The only place where you actually get into trouble for having school spirit, but who can blame them, the only team who is actually good it their XC team and NOBODY cares about that! All in all its a great place to be stuck with the same people for four years, or for most- longer.
Jim Bob: Walkertown High School lost another basketball game tonight.
Mary Sue: At least everyone kept their shirt on this time!

Walkerton 

A small town located in midwestern Ontario, with a successful junior c hockey club and two small high schools. It is a common misconception that Walkerton has tainted water, much like the confusion as to whether all Canadians live in igloos.
Alex: "It has been said that the Walkerton dam is a excellent location to dispose of a body" Ryan: "Yes, the strong current will allow it to travel to Paisley"
Walkerton by randem_nam March 30, 2010

walkative 

The urge to walk a lot, especially after a long period of convalescence.
Xaviera is extremely walkative since her knee stopped hurting.

I used to be extremely walkative in my youth, but arthritis put paid to that.
walkative by Steve the Snake April 24, 2008

Walkerville Collegiate Institute 

A highschool in the city Windsor, Ontairo filled with a bunch of wannabe egirls, furrys, and gays.
Her: “I wanna go to walkerville collegiate institute
Him: “Oh, so your bisexual?”

Walkersville 

A typical small rural community located in Walkersville, Maryland & in Frederick County. Landmarks in the town include Walkersville High School, the McDonalds, & Sheetz. Walkersville High School has a wide variety of students including wiggers, blacks, hicks, douchey laxers & their hoes, outcasts, band freaks, & normal teenagers. The school mascot is a Lion & the students are referred to as Lions. The community has recently undergone a series of devastating events including the loss of a couple high school students & recent graduate due to car accidents. The high school football team, formerly horrible, recently came out unexpectedly and had an almost perfect season by winning all but 1 game. Walkersville's school rival is the Middletown Knights, who often try to prove superiority by saying we have "Dirty Water".. no. Walkersville has proven to be a very strong community. Only a couple miles down the road resides Woodsboro, Maryland. Landmarks in Woodsboro include Trouts Market, Trouts Town Restaurant (Formerly known & still referred to as Crums), Highs, & The American Legion. The aroma of these towns consists of manure, & if you're in Woodsboro, fresh crabs with Old Bay or fried chicken from Trouts. Sure, these towns are surrounded by corn, & are home to countless country hicks, but we all have come to appreciate the close knit community of our little hick town and wouldn't have it any other way.
"Hey, is Deerfield in Walkersville or Woodsboro?"
"IDK man, I'm just tryna go to Sheetz"

Maryland Walkersville Woodsboro Walkersville High
Walkersville by true.shyt December 1, 2011

wokerati 

The collective noun for people of a woke disposition. In particular the more extreme type who believe they are some kind of chosen illuminati brotherhood, sorry siblinghood, convened to save the world.
The wokerati are really getting on my tits with all their wokus pokus sanctimonious bullshit!