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That short kid who pulls. The short kid with anger issues. He always works hard but decides to frequently switch up on the gang. He is a little bit fruity. He got mad letty and will ride or die for his bike life. He is committed and to determined by taking selfie pictures of himself everyday to keep track on his progress, growth, and glow up. He is very patient and waits till his brother falls asleep. He may seem like he is crying In his snaps, but in fact walj has never cried in his life. He knows when’s to bring the energy. He has recently become very vascular. He is a manly man, his ego cannot be broken by all his lady friends hyping him up so much. He has pride stronger than the devil. He is a heartbreaker, and has hooked up/ fingered more women than a man can dream of. He may be called tik tok boy, but ur bitches prolly watch his tik toks. He has a jawline that can cut bitches heart half. All though he is he’s got like a heart of steel, he’s got a heart of gold. He does not materialize girls. You can make him jelous by hanging out w a guy who listens to more uzi/Joey bada$$ than him. He does dap up lots of girls(ifykyk). Although he may be one of the most chill kids ever, He does jump around in circles when he hears the spins playing. He loves Liverpool like a father loves his son. He is a major family guy, who will risk it for the biscuit.
Oh hey walj, or should I say mr.honors pre calc! ;)
Walj by anymous1237372 January 3, 2022
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Leaving in a rush, hurrying, throwing clothes on as you exit
I am waljing out the door right now. I'll be there in ten.
Waljing by Midnightbud September 26, 2015
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Walj • Waljing • waljr
The ultimate 10-year-old-ish AiM n00b figure.
Waljr: rofl i coo u nub k i get olda bro 2 hax u rofl lol
Some guy: STFU waljr
waljr by Rogultgot December 30, 2004
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